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Sons of Tucson on Fox
Fox’s Sons of Tucson
(Sundays, 7:00 p.m. ET) wants to have its cake and eat it too. On the one hand
it tries to be edgy and irreverent, and on the other it clearly targets tween
boys as its core audience. Unfortunately, the July 18th episode
proved that it is hard to do both without veering into objectionable territory.
In this particular case, the frank discussion of pornography was completely
irresponsible; parents watching the episode with their children were blindsided
by adult content you’d normally find on Howard Stern, not the lead spot of
Family Hour on a Sunday night. For sexual content, Sons of Tucson has
rightfully been named Worst TV Show of the Week.
Fake father Ron presents his
best-friend, Glen, with his birthday present: “I hope you got your party pants
on, my man, because tonight is going to be one for the record books. You and I
are going to the Tucson Triple-X-po to meet with … wait for it … adult film
legend Misty Rose and others.” Gary (the responsible middle child), however,
informs Ron that he can’t attend the adult film convention because Ron is
supposed to watch seven-year-old Robby today while Gary and eldest brother,
Brandon, attend band practice.
Ron decides to shirk his
responsibility. On the way to the convention, he affirms to a reluctant Glen,
“C’mon, we deserve some X-rated fun.” Suddenly, Robby pops up from the backseat
and says, “So I guess we're gonna have some X-rated fun. What does that mean
anyway?”
Ron tries to pass Robby off to
his friends, but without any options for babysitters, Ron and Glen decide to
leave Robby in the car while they attend the convention. When Robby complains
that he has to go the bathroom, Ron decides to take him inside. He asks the
bouncer, “My kid has to go to the bathroom. Do you sell like children's
tickets?”
The bouncer responds, “Yeah, of
course. They're half-price. And each kid gets a complimentary booster seat so
they don't miss any of the nudity or sex.”
“A simple no would have been
fine,” Ron says.
By now, Glen has reached the
end of his rope. He decides to go back home in order to attend the birthday
party his wife had planned for him. So instead of bringing Glen to the porn
convention, Ron manages to bring the porn convention to Glen thanks to Robby,
who charmed Misty outside of a gasoline station. Ron crashes Glen’s party with
none other than Misty Rose as his guest. As they enter, Ron announces, “Who
brought the prosciutto? Because Misty brought the melons!” Misty saunters over
to Glen and plants a big wet kiss on his lips.
Kids are inundated with sexual
messages far too frequently, from advertisements about erectile dysfunction
shown during sporting events, to links for adult websites embedded in the most
innocent YouTube searches. Television shows geared toward them shouldn’t pique
their interest about what “Triple X” means. In its blatant ploy to be “edgy,”
Sons of Tucson puts parents in a difficult position by packaging content
better suited for adult men toward young boys.
For age-inappropriate sexual
content, Sons of Tucson has been given the title of Worst TV Show
of the Week.
Parents Television Council,
www.parentstv.org, PTC,
Clean Up TV Now, Because our children are watching, The
nation's most influential advocacy organization, Protecting
children against sex, violence and profanity in
entertainment, Parents Television Council Seal of Approval,
and Family Guide to Prime Time Television
are trademarks of the Parents Television Council.