Returning for its
seventh and thankfully final season of blisteringly corrupt – or, sorry,
“ethically complex” -- cops, the September 2nd episode of
The Shield on FX (10:00 p.m. ET), has earned Worst
Cable TV Show of The Week.
For seven seasons,
Detective Vic Mackey (Michael Chiklis) has patrolled the gang-ridden
streets in the fictional “Farmington” district of Los Angeles. Following
the FX network style of glorifying sociopathic anti-heroes, Vic Mackey
does things “his way” -- and if that means breaking a few bones, ripping
off some Armenian drug money or murdering criminals in cold blood, then
so be it.
In the season opener
“Coefficient of Drag,” Vic brutalizes his fellow Strike Team member
Shane, whom he suspects of trying to murder his family. Vic also
investigates the brutal slaying of two Salvadoran gang members by the
Mexican Death Mob, who dragged the corpses down the length of the entire
street, leaving hacked-off body parts along the way.
In the course of his
problem-solving, Shane finds a Filipina prostitute/informant straddling
an elderly naked man. As Shane mimes oral sex, he tells the john, “Don't
worry, Pops. I'll get her back before the little blue pill wears off.”
Another Strike Team
member, Ronnie Gardocki, murders a prostrate Armenian hitman who was
hired to kill Vic’s family. Shane arrives moments later to hack off the
dead man’s feet with an axe in order to make the murder look more like a
gang execution.
With innumerable
mind-numbing uses of “hell,” “ass****” and “s***” bandied about the
squad room, it takes a phrase like “I'm sure those fat white guards in
double-D block already have a c**-stained towel with your name on it,”
to really grab viewers’ attention. That was said by Detective Billings
to a large-breasted female suspect in the interrogation room.
The FX’s network’s
new advertising slogan “There Is No Box” might make sense if every one
of the network’s programs were not centered around violent but charming
sociopaths whose ability to “break the rules” is supposed to make them
admirable.
FX certainly has a
box, and everything inside appears increasingly similar.
For graphic
violence, sex and language The Shield deserves Worst Cable
TV Show of The Week.